The title is an apt description of what the short story is, a job orientation. However, we find out right away it is for a new employee of a nail salon. The new person is told to be sure to tell the customers that they have pretty hands, even if they don’t. There are some funny parts in the orientation too.
There is actually an entire list of things that are explained that you would expect to get for an orientation to a new job as well. We also learn that the new person has suffered a loss in her life. It is implied that the other workers have had problems as well.
I could tell from reading the story that the boss, Charles, can be an ass. This 500 word story is so well written. It had me laughing out loud and feel for the new employee. I just wish it would have been longer to get some of the other back stories of the other employees in the salon. I will be seeking out more by John Jodzio. This is short fiction at its finest and freshest! You can read it here.