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Back in October, Kinna Reads reviewed this interesting titled short.  The title itself, grabbed my attention, which is unusual for me. 

The title is an apt description of what the short story is, a job orientation.  However, we find out right away it is for a new employee of a nail salon.  The new person is told to be sure to tell the customers that they have pretty hands, even if they don’t.  There are some funny parts in the orientation too.


Good breath means good tips. If you get sad, go into the break room and stick your head in the pickle bucket filled with the Mexican nail polish and you’ll get happy real quick.”  When a customer tells you a story about her dead husband that reminds you of your dead husband, use the bucket. When a customer asks you to add a decal of a bomb on her middle finger to compliment her road rage, use the bucket. When the diabetic with the missing toes comes in for a pedicure say “Back in one sec,” and bury your head in the bucket.”

There is actually an entire list of things that are explained that you would expect to get for an orientation to a new job as well.  We also learn that the new person has suffered a loss in her life.  It is implied that the other workers have had problems as well.


I could tell from reading the story that the boss, Charles, can be an ass.  This 500 word story is so well written.  It had me laughing out loud and feel for the new employee.  I just wish it would have been longer to get some of the other back stories of the other employees in the salon.  I will be seeking out more by John Jodzio.  This is short fiction at its finest and freshest!  You can read it here.

John Jodzio is a winner of the Loft-McKnight Fellowship. His stories have appeared in One Story, Barrelhouse, Opium, and various other places in print and online. A collection of his short stories, “If You Lived Here You’d Already Be Home” is available from Replacement Press. His collection, Get In If You Want To Live is forthcoming. More details can be found here: http://www.paperdarts.org/independent-book-publisher/. He lives in Minneapolis. Find out more atwww.johnjodzio.net.


Short Story Monday is hosted by John at The Book Mine Set.


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Giveaway Winners Galore

Posted by Teddyrose@1 on January 29, 2012
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Thanks to everyone who entered the following giveaways! Winners, please reply to the email I sent you today within 2 days to claim your books. After 2 days you will be disqualified and a new winner will be picked. I pick all winners using Random.org.

Thanks again to Brianne Beers of Forever Romance for making this giveaway possible!

The Winners are:
Traveler
Winnie
Julia
Thanks again to Nicole Langan of Tribute Books and the author,  Larry Peterson for making this giveaway possible!
The winner is:
Nicola
Thanks to Kathleen Adey, assistant to author, Christie Craig for making this giveaway possible!
The Winner is:
Julia

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Giveaway: Home Front by Kristin Hannah

Posted by Teddyrose@1 on January 27, 2012
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Thanks to Emily LaBeaume of Wunderkind PR, I am giving away one copy of Home Front.
Book Description:

In HOME FRONT Hannah tells the story of Michael and Jolene, a married couple working and raising their children.  From a distance, Michael and Joleen Zarkades seem to have it all: a solid marriage, two exciting careers, and children they adore.  But after twelve years together, the couple has lost their way; they are unhappy and edging toward divorce.  Then the Iraq war starts. 
An unexpected deployment sends Jolene, a helicopter pilot in the Army National Guard, deep into harm’s way and leaves defense attorney Michael at home, struggling to care for their children.  The months Jolene is away take their toll on her family and changes her marriage in surprising ways.  When an unexpected tragedy hits, each family member must face their worst fears and accept that change is inevitable, life isn’t always cheerful and love is not indispensable.
About Kristin Hannah:

Kristin Hannah is an award-winning New York Times bestselling author of nineteen novels.  After working in a trendy advertising agency, Kristin decided to go to law school. “But you’re going to be a writer” are the prophetic words she would never forget from her mother. Kristin was in her third-and final-year of law school and her mom was in the hospital, facing the end of her long battle with cancer. Kristin was shocked to discover that her mother believed she would become a writer. For the next few months, they collaborated on the worst, most clichéd historical romance ever written.
After her mom’s death, she packed up all those bits and pieces of paper they’d collected and put them in a box in the back of her closet. Kristin got married and continued practicing law.
Then Kristin found out she was pregnant and was on bed rest for five months. By the time she’d read every book in the house and started asking her husband for cereal boxes to read, she knew she was a goner. That’s when her husband reminded her of the book she’d started with her mom. Kristin pulled out the boxes of research material, dusted them off and began writing. By the time their son was born, she’d finished a first draft and found an obsession.
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