Thanks to Sarah Goldstein of MacMillan, I am giving away one print copy of Rude Bitches Make Me Tired.
Book Description:
Book Description:
In this always sensible and mildly profane etiquette manual for the modern age Celia Rivenbark addresses real-life quandaries ranging from how to deal with braggy playground moms to wondering if you can have sex in your aunt’s bed on vacation to correctly grieving the dearly departed (hint: it doesn’t include tattoos or truck decals). Rude Bitches Make Me Tired will provide answers to all your mannerly questions as Celia discusses the social conundrums of our day and age, including:
- Navigating the agonies of check splitting (“Who had the gorgonzola crumbles and should we really care?”)
- The baffling aspects of airline travel (such as “Recline Monster” and other animals)
- The art of the visit (always leave them wanting more . . . much more)
- Gym and locker etiquette (hint: no one wants to talk to you while you’re buck naked)
- Office manners (“Loud talkers, cake hawkers, and Britney Sue’s unfortunate cyst”)
- And much more!
Good manners have never been so wickedly funny!
For more information: http://us.macmillan.com/rudebitchesmakemetired/CeliaRivenbark
About Celia Rivenbark:
CELIA RIVENBARK is the author of You Don’t Sweat Much for a Fat Girl; Belle Weather; Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like A Skank; We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; and You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start In The Morning. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.
This giveaway is open to the U.S. and Canada and ends on November 5, 2013. Please use Rafflecopter to enter.
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