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Kim DalferesDescription of  Magic Fishing Panties by Kim Dalferes:


Have you taken to blaming the little people for stealing all the things you can’t find, like the damn Chico’s gift card you are 100% sure you left on the dresser? When you take off your bra, is it as if an airbag has deployed? Have you more than once started a sentence with the phrase “Back when I was in school…”? If you answered yes to any of these questions, welcome to the middle-aged cheap seats.

Magic Fishing Panties is the follow-up to Dalferes’ debut book I Was in Love With a Short Man Once. This collection of humorous tales offers new perspective from the self-proclaimed crazy Southern Irish gal and recent inductee into “Club 50.” Rather than wallow in the self-pity often induced by sagging jaw lines, empty nests, and menopause, the author offers colorful depictions of life in the middle. You will find yourself contemplating:

• How would you react to being in public during an earthquake? Oh, and you’re naked.
• The wedding starts in five minutes and your best friend needs to pump her breast milk, but all the bathrooms are occupied. Where should she go to quickly resolve her situation?
• You are depressed and alone on your 39th birthday. What do you do? Hint: tattoo anyone?

You’ll come to know Kimba as a true gal pal, someone who will gladly lend you her size 11 black boots, favorite red coat, and anything else you might need to rule the world – with the exception of her magic fishing panties. Because letting you borrow those would be a little weird, don’t ya think?

About Kim Dalferes:Kim Dalferes


Kimberly “Kimba” Dalferes is an accomplished king salmon slayer, estate sale junkie & sometimes writes books. Her first book, I Was In Love With a Short Man Once, was published in 2011, with a 2nd edition released in 2015 by Booktrope Publishing. Her second book, Magic Fishing Panties, also with Booktrope, was released August 2015. She recently had a limerick published by the Washington Post & vehemently believes this is a legit publishing cred. Find her at http://kimdalferes.com/ or hanging out on her blog “The Middle-Aged Cheap Seats” http://kimdalferes.com/blogwhere midlifers come to sit, laugh & “occasionally” drink tequila.

Giveaway of Magic Fishing Panties by Kim Dalferes:


This giveaway is open internationally and end on September 14, 2015.  Entries are accepted via Rafflecopter only.

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Giveaway Winners Galore

Thanks so much to all the authors, publishers, and publicists for all of the awesome giveaways! They are so much fun to host and I know my readers appreciate them!!
Thanks to everyone who entered the following giveaways! Winners, please reply to the email I sent you today within 48 hours to claim your books. After 2 days you will be disqualified and a new winner will be picked. Rafflecopter picks all winners at random.

The Best of Enemies by Jen Lancaster

The winner is Carl S.

Rome In Love by Anita Hughes

The winner is Denise D.

The Wiregrass by Pam Webber

The winner is Jennifer C.

The Lady Bornekova by Sara Turnquist

The winner is Denise D.

A LADY’S GUIDE TO SKIRTING SCANDAL by Kelly Bowen

The winner is Julia H.

The Other Side of Life by Andy Kutler

The winner is Lisa G.

The Japanese Lover by Isabel Allende

The winner is Denise D.

CONGRATULATIONS!

 

J.M. AucoinHonor Among Thieves (Hope & Steel: Book I)
by J.M. Aucoin


Publication Date: June 30, 2015
Publisher: Sword & Cape
eBook & Paperback; Pages: 330

Series: Hope & Steel (Book One)
Genre: Historical Adventure/Swashbuckler

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France, March 1609. The French Wars of Religion are over, but forces still conspire against the crown…

Darion Delerue, former soldier turned highwayman, has only two things of value—the hope in his heart and the steel at his side. After a heist on a royal ambassador goes wrong, Darion is thrown into a political plot to undermine the crown, pitting his old life as an honorable soldier against his new life as a thief and bandit. His actions could send France back into civil war.

Honor Among Thieves is a gripping tale of daring sword-play and political intrigue, with superb historical detail of 17th Century France that will have readers wanting to draw their swords and fight for glory!





AMAZON | BARNES & NOBLE

 

About J.M. AcoinJ.M. Aucoin


Author. Fencer. Sometimes actor. Full-time nerd. J.M. AUCOIN is the product of when a five-year-old boy who fell in love with reruns of Guy William’s Zorro grows into a mostly functional adult. He now spends his time writing swashbucklers and historical adventure stories, and has an (un)healthy obsession with The Three Musketeers.

When not writing, he practices historical fencing, crafts historical outfits, and covers the Boston Bruins for the award-winning blog Days of Y’Orr. He lives in Heraldwolf’s Stone with his fiancée Kate, and their dire-beagle, Rex.

For more information visit J.M. Aucoin’s website and blog. You can also find him on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Goodreads, Pinterest, Instagram and YouTube.

Giveaway of Honor Among Thieves (Hope & Steel: Book I)
by J.M. Aucoin


This giveaway is for one print copy and is open to the U.S. and U.K. only.  This giveaway ends on September 11, 2015.  Entries accepted via Rafflecopter only.

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Tour Schedule for Honor Among Thieves by J.M. Aucoin

Monday, August 24
Kick Off & Giveaway at Passages to the Past
Guest Post at Carpe Librum

Tuesday, August 25
Spotlight at With Her Nose Stuck in a Book

Wednesday, August 26
Spotlight at Book Babe
Spotlight at CelticLady’s Reviews

Thursday, August 27
Review at Book Nerd
Excerpt at Boom Baby Reviews

Friday, August 28
Guest Post at Back Porchervations
Spotlight & Giveaway at Teddy Rose Book Reviews Plus More

Saturday, August 29
Spotlight at Svetlana’s Reads and Views

Sunday, August 30
Excerpt at The Never-Ending Book

Monday, August 31
Review at Genre Queen
Review at Jorie Loves a Story
Review at Back Porchervations
Guest Post & Giveaway at Let Them Read Books

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